Wednesday 16 th March 2011
There once was a table named dick,
she was always as hard as a brick,
and the smile that she had,
always made her feel sad,
to comfort her I taught her to lick.
Wednesday 16 th March 2011

This limerick doesn't make any sense but it is still a poem.
There once was a turtle called hi,
who ate everything but pie,
she ate a small piece of cake,
not knowing she was at the lake,
and the whole thing fell off the sky.
Tuesday 15 th March 2011
Tuesday 15 th March 2011
Tuesday 15 th March 2011
(Warning: I am not the narrator of this poem. I am the author of it.)
This is a poem to show a different point of view a person can have:
There is this girl,
she pretends to be shy,
but when you talk to her personally,
She is such a chatterbox.
She is a showoff,
(at least when I'm there),
and people like her,
how is that fair?
My friends say she is pretty,
funny,
friendly,
nice and more,
I really can't stand it,
They don't give me pity,
and I'm sure that one day they'll Love her,
and Hate me,
and I won't be popular anymore.
I have a plan,
I'm going to take,
all her friends and a piece of cake,
I'll prove to them,
I'll lie if I have to,
that she is not a good friend.
And then I'll have power,
I'll be popular again,
but this living mean creature,
will still be there.
So I have to prepare,
and organize,
that this is not going to happen,
No, no shy, baby-like, chaterbox, showoff , small creature!!!!
